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Monday, May 29, 2006

Gimme Sugah! Sugasm #35 & Schtuff

Hi there, boys & girls. It's Monday, do you know where your pulse is?

I'm slowly coming around to the land of the living today. Feeling a little better, health's improving, getting some rest. It's nice to feel vaguely human for the first time in a couple weeks, to feel like something other than a grunt could be uttered when asked how I'm doing. Lovely!

I have a busy day filled of actual work, but I have something fun I plan to write on today, and... oh, hey, would you like to be teased? Betcha you would. Everyone loves a tease.

Well, I had this email sent by a guy who's being driven slowly mad by the sounds of his beautiful next door neighbour orgasming practically every time he's outside having a cigarette, since his girlfriend doesn't allow smoking in the house. His girlfriend doesn't really put out (my words, not his) as much as he'd like, and he's developing carpal tunnel from masturbating so damned much!

Naturally, he wrote to me in the hopes that I could share some of my otherworldly brilliance (snicker, right) to help him find a solution to his problems.

I guess quitting smoking and going on the patch won't do it, huh?

So, I'm gonna have fun turning that little dilemma around in my head today, and will get a little bit of wine and spend my night writing something that will probably be more on the side of funny than helpful, but let's hope I can kill two birds with one stone. In the meantime, you boys and girls can get your palms & fingers ready for action by reading the brilliance of all these lovely smuteurs included in this weekend's orgasmic samplings of the best sexy writing on the web. Check back late this evening and maybe, just maybe, I'll have a little sumthin'-sumthin' for you to delight yourself with.

This week’s best of the sex blogs by the bloggers who blog them.

Fun Stuff and Announcements
I Wish That I Had Some Tits (tgp.com)
May Contest (sin.typepad.com/shauna_by_night)
Mainstream Clothing Company Makes Pornographic Online Ads (pornster.blogspot.com)

Thoughts on Sex
Food (edinerotica.blogspot.com)
T and A (gentlebutfirm.blogspot.com)
Reader Question - How do YOU Masturbate? (shayssexcolumn.blogspot.com)
I Love Camel Toes (post in German) (kriminell.blogspot.com)
Busted! (wanklog.blogspot.com)
Why We Masturbate & The Endless Ways to Do It (taratainton.com)
Featured Article - So You Want to Be an Amateur Porn Star (part 1) (seskuality.com)
Ready for Anything (alwaysarousedgirl.blogspot.com)
Spelunking the Southern Cave (greatshakes.eponym.com/blog)

BDSM and Fetish
Bondage for Beginners: Part Two, Basic Guidelines (cuntinglinguist.blogspot.com)
A Naughty Girl’s Toy Story (spankmedaddy.blogspot.com)
Floggers And Ropes And Gags - Oh My! (masterenigma.blogspot.com)
Even Money Leaves No Hope When You Have A Tiny Dicklet (phonesexsub.com)
A Different Sort Of Fetish : Long Nails (ladyevilsdungeon.com)
What An Ugly Ass Looking Tiny White Dick! (spoiledebonyprincess.com)
Discipline Spanking (darkside-journey.blogspot.com)
Missing Him (redvelvetropeburn.blogspot.com)
3 Choices (pleasure-pain.com)
Newspaper Delivery Girl (spankingwriters.com/blog)
Doggy Boy (radicalvixen.com)
Just a Little Kiss (everythingoze.blogspot.com)

NSFW Pics
Lanny Barbie (babelog.sestaluna.com)
Pinup Model Nora Marlo Again (eroticandy.blogspot.com)
HNT #18: Folding Fan (spiritsex.blogspot.com)
Boobs and Glasses Pic (seska4lovers.com)
DaisyBeach - Cute California Babes (sensualarousalblog.com)
A Gallery of Ashley on I Love Abby Winters (iloveabbywinters.com)
Teen Lesbians Picnic (simply-sapphicerotica.com)

Erotic Writing and Experiences
Punk Rock Goddess (internetisforporn.com)
Spin, Steam, Sex… (sexblogthis.blogspot.com)
An Office Fantasy (lustdemon.blogspot.com)
First Times - Video Blog Entry (seska4lovers.com)
The Food Would Be Good Too (gentlygently.blogspot.com)
Pillows Don’t Hug You Back (v-boat.blogspot.com)
An Open Letter to Penthouse (fourstate.blogspot.com)
Fiction: Taken for a Drink (damnationscellar.blogspot.com)
9:32 pm That Evening (totalsensuality.blogspot.com)
Imperial white. Tiger Skin. Kashmir gold… (happywaitress.blogspot.com)
Driving to Distraction (aliferestarted.blogspot.com)
In Answer to Your Question (onaniajournal.blogspot.com)
Euston Road (theholidaylife.blogspot.com)
Vibrator Virginity Lost (pleasinglydebauched.blogspot.com)
Gee, I Kinda Miss My Bed (avahsascent.blogspot.com)