The Cunting Poll v2.0
In honour of masturbation:
What is
the sexiest thing
you have
ever, ever
witnessed?
the sexiest thing
you have
ever, ever
witnessed?
posted by Scribe Called Steff at 8:53 AM
Sunday, January 29, 2006
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- Thinking Too Much, Too Late
- Here's to the Forty Percent
- Why 40% of Women Don't Masturbate
- Female Masturbation: Part one, an intro to newbies
the best of the cunt
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- Play the Waiting Game Better
- Kissing: Oh, So Telling
- Sexual Positioning: Link
- A Case for More Communication
- Videotaping Sex: A Twist
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- The Fuckable Friend
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- Kiss Me, You Fool: Some Tips
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- You Asked? My Take on Tit-Fucking
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- Rant: Depression Isn't an Insult
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- Marriage: I Still Don't
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- The Middle Earth Blues
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- What?"
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not-so-seriouser
getting to know me
stories and such
Steff resides
in Vancouver, Canada.
She's 32, single,
searching for something,
anything,
or maybe nothing at all.
She's a writer for hire,
and open to your questions.
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those who keep me
coming back for more
- TLD, my other blog,
since masturbation never tires - Tara Tainton's Yummy Site
- The Happy Hedonist
- Suzanne Portnoy
- Don't Wake the Kids
- The Delish Cherry Bomb NYC
- Figleaf's Real Adult Sex
- Eros
- Ethnorotica
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- Naked Loft Party
- Reprobate in Disguise
- Dark Daughta's Tenacity!
- A NYC Escort's Confessions
- DirtyBoy's Dirty Thoughts
- Goose'n'Gander
- Erika Lust
- The Doxy Diaries
- Viviane's Sex Carnival
- Easily Aroused
- Rentboy Diaries
- Solomon's Refuge (Fun)
- Remittance Girl
- Saltwater Cowgirl
- Pretty Dumb Things
- Lightning Strikes Twice
- The 30-Year-Old Virgin
- Sarah Jayne's Book
- Cube Monkey
- TGP.com
- The Sarcastrix
- Jazz in Strange Places
- The Dive Bar Verses
- Out Of Boredom
- Steve @ Everything Changed
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but worth visiting
"when you're slapped,
you'll take it.
and
like it."
humprey bogart as "sam spade"
in the maltese falcon
when making Peter Lorre
his bitch.
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is a blend of fact and fantasy.
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