Coming Later On Tuesday:
Something Durty.

My apologies, my head's been up my ass (tee hee -- I knew there was something there!) for the past few days, although I loved writing my George Michael post, and I expected to hear more '80s band comments -- damn you, readers, you've failed me! -- but have no fear: I'm back.

Stay tuned. Smut looms ominously on the horizon.