Call for questions

Hey, guys. Upcoming topics will include "The Man's Guide to Fine Female Dining," "What's so hot about that?" (coming later tonight) and "Swinging: Keeping up with the Joneses?" as per reader requests.

Got anything else you want me writing on? Drop me a line if you want complete privacy, or else you can comment anonymously or on the record down below. It'll get tackled in the next two, three weeks.

As you may have noticed, controversy is not something I'll shy away from, but rather, will embrace. So, bring it, baby. Lovin' this gig. Thanks for playing.