if any of my readers ever wants to make me deliriously happy, all you need to do is find, and buy, a bumper sticker that reads this:

let me show you
how we do it in the trailer park

i had one on my car that met a tragic demise, and it now resides on my wall of shame (don't ask) inside my tv armoire; i should very much like another. my mailing address will go to anyone who finds one and wants to send it. i've never seen it anywhere since, and it's been three+ years. and if anyone can show ya how they do it in the t-park, baby... ;)