Whoring for Comments: Pimp Me, Baby

Y'know, this month has been whack. I've had some 70,000 people pop by since April Fool's Day, which is just, well, weird. Yet so few people come out to say hello. C'mon, people. Show some love, say hi, comment on the weather, whatever gets you off.

Blogging's a pretty masturbatory past-time. We wank off intellectually and throw out emissions out here for y'all to swallow. It can be a strange sensation, especially when it's of such a personal nature as to be about sex in any way. It's comments that take the edge off it. Come on, was it good for you, too?

Say something. You know ya wanna. Besides, I'm staring down the barrel of a deadline that has me frozen like a jackrabbit in desert headlights. Humour me.