Lift-Off.

Okay, so now I can record. I've created my first WAV file. Ooh, boy! Fun. Now I need to learn me some editing. Then I can begin my devious mission of total world domination. Raping, pillaging, all those fun times. Fear me, minions. There is much to fear. Much.

[Insert maniacal laughter here.]

Total. World. Domination.