In Praise of Pink Slips

(There are topics I wanna get to, and I will, in the coming days, but for now I'm going to indulge myself.)

What a difference a day makes. 24 hours ago, I was sitting there sullenly at my desk, kind of loathing my existence. Today, I've got a paid day off, and tomorrow I return to the only job I've ever known that made me feel like I was part of a family.

It has been 12-13 years since I had a job with an asshole employer. This was the first time since that I'd had an employer that I felt was, well, unfair. I'm not going into specifics. It is what it is, and I have too developed a readership to go slagging anyone. But let's face it, not everyone knows how to manage. There are people who have such great personalities that they get overlooked for how they sometimes treat others, and they can be hell to work for.

I'm a big believer in learning from life as it happens. You can just dismiss things and say "shit happens," or you can ask "why does shit happen?" Everything I ever needed to know I learned from Philosophy 101. Why?

For me it makes life so much better when I assign value to all the things that go down in my life. For every failure, I try to learn something. And whether I want to accept it or not, I was fired. I failed in some capacity, and while I consider myself fortunate to have been uninvited from that particular party, there's a part of me that knows what rejection feels like again.

Do you ever sit back in your comfy arm chair, watching some talk show, on which is some woman telling of all the abuse she endured through her many years of marriage, and sit there, thinking, "Jesus, honey! Why didn't you leave?! At what point do you finally clue the fuck in and say, 'Gee, I think this might be a bad situation?' Fuck!"

Yet how many of us work every day in jobs we hate? Jobs where you know it's just a paycheque, baby? How many of us tolerate rude, belligerent employers who don't know how to sit the fuck down and trust us to do the jobs we're supposed to be hired to do? It's psychological abuse, really, when you work in a situation like that. But because they sign our paycheques and keep the roofs above our heads, we somehow feel like they've got permission to treat us like they do.

And I don't give a fuck what kind of job it is, what kind of pressure it is, it's not too goddamned much to ask that employees everywhere get treated in a reasonably professional manner. I'm not so sure that's how I was treated of late. Two people there were good, though. Pity about the unbalance.

So, uninvited from the party, I have to tell you that today's the first time since about... February of this year that I've woken up without this palpable fear of whether all the bills are going to be paid and whether I'm gonna have my integrity intact at the end of the day. In the spring I was just financially insecure. Of late, I was underpaid and treated somewhat questionably. Different scenarios, but similar results.

I feel like a fucking mammoth weight has come off my shoulders, is what I'm trying to say. And I'm also trying to suggest that, if you're one of those people working a job you hate, you really need to start asking yourself if the cost benefit ratio of going through THAT every single day is worth it. I mean, shit. I feel like I've just broken the water's surface and am finally breathing again. I had no idea those many months were taking the toll they've now so obviously been taking.

I always said I was lucky to never have really had to work in a bad situation. Now I have. I'm one of those freaks that likes having difficult experiences because then I always grow. It's my choice to gain from the situation, ain't it? So I'm having a good day. Friday's coming and so's that 33rd birthday. Older? Wiser? Fucking right I am.

I wouldn't have had the guts to quit without another job to go to. Getting fired was the only way that situation was gonna get resolved, unless one of the headhunter positions worked out. So my perfect record gets smeared. Whatever. I'm glad I'm moving on to potentially better times.

It's one of those times where you, the reader, gets to sit back and ponder your own life's satisfaction. Is it really going the way you want? Is it worth it to keep compromising? Think about it. Then remember one of my favourite sayings: Life's too fucking short.

Hallelujah. I got fired. Uninvited. Ha. And look, it's sunny out. Go fuckin' figger.