Because your hands and fingers...

...have better things to do, I'd like to announce that I've finally taken possession of my domain name.

I am the master of my domain! (Seinfeld, anyone?)

CuntingLinguist.com will now take you to this lowly rag.

And I'd like to thank my guy for the gift of my domain name. Who needs diamonds? Wicked cool gift. Nothing like a supportive lover.

Now, go master your own domains, people. Proof I care about you. No more excessive typing. I mean, god forbid!